Puppy

Her name is Bean. I named her that because they eat dogs here. Keep reading...They have a lot of beans, and I told them that they should just eat those, but people prefer to eat the dog meat. I named her Bean so that, as a joke, people would not prefer to eat her. It seems sort of morbid, but everything is a joke here. You can't take life too seriously, or you won't survive.

-Melanie West Goes...Puppy